Over the years, Eltham dinner invites have been the stuff of legend. Indeed, many would say that the invite itself has often been better than the meal itself - maybe not, but they were good!

This is in no small part due to the unique humour of Mark Vallis, our old Members' Rep (or as he used to put it, Rep's Member). We produce here a selection of past invites sent out by Mark, and more recently, by Mick Cohen.

Please choose which invite you wish to see from over the years...