eltham player profile

Name:Adam Ainsworth
Nickname:Teflon
Batting:Middle order Biffer
Bowling:R/H Medium

Adam was a new player for 2011 and immediately laid down the gauntlet to Gary Bill in the drinking stakes. Gary is said to be in training at an unknown pub in the Bromley area and will soon be ready to take up the challenge!

So, we do know that Adam likes a pint or five of cider, and is as poor at pool as Colin (having partnered him to a 5-0 defeat at the hands of the Skipper and the Coach, themselves hardly a pair of hustlers, in the cancelled game against Wind and the Willow.)

Adam has a 100% catching record so far, having nabbed a dolly at fine leg against Beckenham Merlins. However, he also picked up the nickname \"Teflon\" due to a complete inability to catch anything thrown to him in the field. He has at least now bought himself a pair of boots, saving himself from earning another new nickname of \"Klinsman\", since he was previously spending more time on the deck than on his feet!

Adam's Eltham all-time stats:

Inns NO Runs HS Ave Overs Maidens Runs Wickets Ave Catches Stumpings
11148134.8011059319.6720

Note: These stats cover the period 2011-2014.