eltham player profile

Name:Matt Bulpitt
Nickname:Monica
Batting:R/H Bifftastic
Bowling:Variable with grunts

What can be said about Matt Bulpitt that is not libellous? Not a lot so we'll stick to the facts. Matt is one of Eltham's biggest hitters, and when he gets his eye in, keep your eye on the car park.

"Baron" Bulpitt was allegedly born with blue blood, so he stays at the Lord Bute rather than slumming it on tour at the Premier Inn. Extreme recessionary pressure means that in 2012 he has decided to slum it with the rest of the team in the Premier Inn, but he has made it clear that while at the hotel the rest of the club are to call him "M'Lord" and tug their forelocks while in his presence.

In the past, staying at a different hotel has not prevented him from having to share a room for the odd night with messrs Bill and Bevan - something he has never felt able to talk about since without breaking out in a cold sweat - baaaa!

Matt's Eltham all-time stats:

Inns NO Runs HS Ave Overs Maidens Runs Wickets Ave Catches Stumpings
231165612110*26.1059563272613819.751190

Note: These stats cover the period 1999-2017.